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As much as I hate the whole “It worked on my machine!” mentality, if you are going to make it in this industry, if something doesn’t work on your machine, then you are going to have to figure out how to get it working on your machine! Consult the Oracle (aka: Google)! Besides which, it worked on my machine!

If while reading documentation, you do actually follow along and install or configure something and your computer catches on fire, to be clear, that is a HARDWARE issue and NOT a SOFTWARE issue!  Please contact your manufacturer for support!

In event of emergency, please break dance!